Thursday, March 13, 2008

Dos and Don'ts when Drinking Alcohol

"Alcohol is the root of all evil."
-- By clear-minded people who are not drunk.

For boys:

1) Never drink alone, even if you think that you won't get drunk. At least make sure that there is someone there taking care of you when you puke.

2) Stop drinking immediately and rest if you feel that your stomach is bloated. Further drinking will result in vomitting.

3) Listen to your friends, when they say you are drunk, you are drunk. Further arguing may result in your friends using force to put you to sleep.

4) Know your limits. It is not cool nor man to be able to drink.

5) Never ever be stupid enough to allow girls to drink with you. They can't control. If both of you get drunk. GG.

For girls:

1) Avoid drinking. If you must drink, make sure that you have close friends around you whom you can trust. (oh, and make sure that they are not drinking.)

2) If you feel red in the face, stop drinking. Force yourself if you must.

3) Never ever (for God's sake) drink if you are having menstruation. Seriously.

4) Well, when you are drunk, you are totally out of control (and you won't remember anything afterwards), so there is nothing much you can do.

5) Oh, go for a bath, it really helps to clear your mind.

For those cleared-minded guys:

Keep an eye on them. Their lives depends on you. Haha.. really. You don't know what they will do when they are drunk. Just do anything possible to make sure that they don't do anything regretful. They won't remember it later anyway.

"Put a bunch of drunk guys and girls in a room with a pervert -- you get trouble."

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